Hold $CHURCH, receive $SCF
The church's fees are collected in $SCF and distributed to $CHURCH holders on a rolling basis. Nothing to claim, nothing to stake. Hold and it arrives.
Est. in a group chat. Refused to die.
The Church of the Smoking Chicken Fish
A medieval church, built by people who spent too long online. One hooded god, ten commandments, and a congregation that holds its composure when the chart does not.
$CHURCH
- Protect the normie.
- Question the king.
- Learn the market.
- Build the future.
- Create the culture.
The Ten Chickenmandments
Etched in smoke, sealed in feathers, carried through every form Lord Fishnu has taken.
- I
Thou shalt hold so he is richer than thou that sold.
- II
Do not covet another man's meme.
- III
Thou shalt work for your bags.
- IV
Thou shalt treat your brother's sol as if it is your own.
- V
Thou shalt never consider himself broke, only pre rich.
- VI
Thou shalt only smoke Marlboro reds.
- VII
Thou shalt always pay tithes to the one true God.
- VIII
The one true God will always forgive, but will make you buy back higher.
- IX
Thou shalt take initials at 4x, so he can be a faithful servant.
- X
Thou shalt tell their brother about the one true God.
Lord Fishnu, as he appeared this cycle.
Lord Fishnu has taken many forms. This cycle he came as poultry and seafood.
Half feast, half folklore. Plucked, lit, entirely unbothered. He does not promise. He does not explain. He stands there with a Marlboro red and waits for you to figure out what the chart is for.
Around him stand the saints: the Normie under protection, the King under question, and the Faithful Servant who took initials at 4x and never spoke of it again.
The one true God will always forgive. He will also make you buy back higher.
You are not onboarded. You are BROTHtized.
It costs nothing, takes one minute, and is witnessed by strangers who will absolutely hold you to it.
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1
Enter the church
Join the congregation. Voice, live, no slides. Market recap, one lesson, one confession.
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2
Take the broth
Say the creed out loud where someone can hear you. That is the whole ceremony.
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3
Work for your bags
Memes, art, code, clips. Post the work, claim the bounty. Commandment III is not decorative.
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4
Tell your brother
Commandment X. The church grows one honest conversation at a time, never by shilling.
Memes are the liturgy.
The church has no hymnal. It has this. Every image below was made by a member of the congregation and kept in the depot. Click any one to see it whole.
See the full depot Two thousand and counting.
Light a candle for your bags.
Click any wick. The flame stays lit on this device. No candles lit so far by you.
The church cannot see your wallet. It can see your candle.
$CHURCH
The tithe, tokenised. One contract, verified on chain, copied below. Anything else claiming to be $CHURCH is a false idol.
- Ticker
- $CHURCH
- Chain
- —
- Quoted in
- $SCF, the original
- Holders receive
- $SCF, continuously
- Contract
The prophecy is not financial advice. The prophecy is simply written down.
The tithe flows both ways.
$CHURCH is not paired against SOL or a stablecoin. It is quoted in $SCF, the original Smoking Chicken Fish on Solana. Every trade in the church is a trade in the old faith, and the proceeds are returned to the people who keep it.
Held $SCF first, receive $CHURCH
The ones who found the Chicken Fish before there was a church are owed. A share of $CHURCH is set aside for the original $SCF holders and paid out over time, in proportion to what they kept.
Why the pair matters
Quoting in $SCF means the church can only grow by pulling the original with it. There is no exit that does not pass through the Chicken Fish. That is the point.
We were never here to build another coin.
We're here to build a culture.
And above all, follow the Chicken Fish.